Our Attempt at Prophesying What Will Happen this Year

Hello everyone!

How are you all doing? We hope you are fine. We are doing phenomenally, now that we have gotten rid of an annoying little cold-hearted bug. It was hard to stomach how another fellow air-breather could be so cruel as to make us suffer until we throw up our hands in despair. But we managed to catch him and get rid of him, just as the hollydays came to an end. Which was sad. But now that the Christmas seize him is over, we sat down and came up with a schedule for our speeches. We do not want to run dry on ideas, so, therefore, will not speak too often, or that will result in stupid, ignorant things coming our of our royal jaws. Also, we are quite busy with school and our writing schedules.

So we will be posting on the first Monday of every month, and the last Monday. Every first post will be a little history lesson, which will cover anything we did that month, or day, or if we celebrated any historical event (like our birthday), and then the second and last post of the month can be anything, except that every fourth post will be a short story or maybe a snippet of a song or book we are working on. In any case, it will be some kind of enlightening literature.

We hope you look forward to spending any year with us!
Yours sincerely,


Our New Fear Revolutions

The New Year is here,
To everyone with an ear.
But those who don't have one,
Mustn't be undone,
Or else they will spend the new year
By themselves.
Like elves.

Good evening, dear citrons! We hope you all have a pheasant sleep, and that you are not awake at his hour.
The clock has just struck midnight and the new fear is officially here. The fear of being struck by what lies ahead in front of you. What exactly lies ahead in front of you? (We hope no one lies a head in front of you; That would be unpleasant!)
Facing the near fear is sometimes intimidating, but we are going to be here to help you all year long.
Here are all the revolutions we are doing for this fear:

I revolt against the fear of not getting my homework done.
I revolt against the fear of not writing all the books I want to.
I revolt against the fear of not getting enough time to draw cartoons because I waste my time.
I revolt against the fear of not getting enough exercise.
I revolt against the fear of not having a clean room.
I revolt against the fear of not eating enough vegetables.

And those are the fears that we are revolting against! What about you?

Best of luck!