Important Discovery is Made and Vote Must Take Place!!!!!

Greetings, dear subjects, whether you be spellers, mathematicians, artists, or writers!
On Wednesday, January 23rd, an important discovery was made. It was discovered by the Kings (now also historians) that the abbreviation "LOL" actually came out in the 1960 and stood for "little old lady".
On Saturday, January 19th, an important discussion to place in our courtroom below on whether "LOL" stood for "laughing out loud" or "lots of lies."
HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO A GREAT THING FOR YOU KINGDOM!
Please vote in the courtroom below on whether you think "LOL" stands for
1: Little old Lady
2: Lots of Lies
3: Lots of Laughs
4: Laughing out Loud

To vote, host a declaration below.

Yours very truly, and most sincerely,

Sneak Peek!

  Grill Cheese and Sardine Sandwiches to all!

  We have descended from our throne in order to give you a better view of the illustrations for our sister's latest book, 'Where I come from...' that is incidentally about us. We had a lot of fun doing this, and hope you like them.

Archie stepped into Papa’s office and borrowed his calculator from off his desk and worked out the problem. “I get 5002!”

"They appeared surprised, but said nothing."

“So? Who are you that you think you can come here, condescend
everyone, and have no respect for our laws and policemen?
Didn’t you see ‘Policía’ written across his back? Or are you blind too?”

There you go! Running away from us again. But we hope you enjoyed the little peek at our work and that you will read the book.

Yours royally and most dutifully,

The Lobster Award

Hello, all!

We were playing outside the other day, and I'm sure you could guess, but we were tagged! A brother of ours, who blogs over at the kitchen table, gave us all these questions to answer. They're all food based, of course.

Rules:

1: If you tag someone, don't tag them too often. That isn't fair.

2: Don't push too hard.

3: Tell everyone who's the one who tagged you, so they can avoid him/her.

Okay then, our brother Jonah tagged us. If you want to know more about him, follow this blog.

Now for all the questions!

1: Have you ever pulled on the tablecloth and knocked all the food on the floor? Daniel: No. Archie: No.

2: Have you ever stuck peas up your nose? Daniel: Peas no. (Joke intended.) Archie: Haha! Me neither. We should try it. Daniel: Definitely not, silly billy! Archie: My name's Archie. Daniel: Silly Archie!)

3: Have you any food allergies? Daniel: No. Poor me. Archie: Rich me. I have one. Daniel: What is it? Archie: I don't have to say what. You'll tease me about it, so I won't. Daniel: You have to say. He asked. Archie: No, he didn't. He asked me if I have any food allergies, and I said yes. That's all I had to say! Daniel: I'm gonna tell Jonah to change that question!

4: If so, what? Daniel: Hahaha! He outsmarted you! Archie: Grr...fine. I'm allergic to pineapples. Daniel: Want a pineapple? Archie: Yes, to throw at you!

4: Did you noticed that I was supposed to say 5 and not 4? Daniel: Huh? Archie: I didn't. Smart, Jonah. Daniel: Oh, I get it now. Haha. Archie: He gets it...five minutes later. Daniel: It hasn't been five minutes. Archie: More? Daniel: Less!

6: Have you noticed that I have asked 5 questions so far? Daniel: Noooo... Archie: No...

7: What's the last food you ate? Daniel: Macaroni and cheese. Archie: Same.

8: What is one of your favourite foods? Daniel: Hamburgers. Archie: Anything that Daniel hasn't cooked sounds good to me. Daniel: Hey, you liked the macaroni I cooked when Mom and Dad were gone yesterday! Archie: I didn' taste it. I ate leftovers.

9: What is your least favourite food? Daniel: Anything that's slimy or looks half cooked or anything gross like that. Archie: I eat just about anything. Daniel: Even shirts! Archie: Liar.

10: If you could eat anything, what would you eat? Daniel: Archie. Archie: Daniel.

(Bonus!) 11: Have you answered each question truthfully? Daniel and Archie: WHOOPS... Daniel: We were close enough to the truth. Archie: Oh yeah.

Here are the ten questions we came up with:
1: Have you ever seen someone choke to death? 2: If you had to eat an instrument, which would you eat?
3: If you had to eat either your hand or foot, which would you eat?
4: If you couldn only eat one kind of ice cream for a whole month, which flavor would you take?
5: If you had to either not eat for three days, or not drink, or not sleep, which would you do?
6: If you had the chance to ask one of these questions, what would you ask?
7: If cucumbers made you tall, would you eat a lot of them?
8: If you were a lion and had the choice between eating either Daniel or Archie, which would you eat?
9: If a lobster ended up not being cooked enough and pinched you, which part of you would it be most likely to pinch?
10: Would you rather be a cook in either a restaurant or an ice cream shop?

We both reach out our hands...and touch everybody in the world. Taggggg!! You're all it!

Well, that's today's post!

Signed, yours royally and dutifully,

 

Greetings From Our Royal World

Hello, everyone!

We thought we should maybe do an introduction post. You probably want to know who we are, what our names are, where we live, what do we like to do, and when did we start drawing cartoons.

Here is a little bit about us:

Oldest boy:

Daniel Alexander David James Shaw.

1) What is something you loved to do when you were little? Bike.
2) Who is your best friend? Archie.
3) How old are you? 13 years old.
4) If you had to change your first name, what would it be? Edward.
5)  What was the weirdest or funniest prank you have ever pulled on someone? I've done a lot. One of them was to turn off the light on my Grandpa just as he picked up his book to read. He wasn't sure what had hit him. He thought he had gone blind.
6) What is one strange thing that you are afraid of? The dark.
7) What is the wildest dream you've ever dreamed? I dreamed my Grandpa became an obligate carnivore and he ate me.
8) What is your favourite food? Carrot soup and baguettes.
10) What is your favourite place in the whole wide world? Wherever Archie and I are and wherever we can fool around together.

Every good king has a crown. The funny thing is
that bad king's have crowns too. They shouldn't.
They should give them to us.

11) What is your most obvious talent (in your lowly opinion)? Drawing and being funny.
12) What is your favourite number? 13
13) What is your least-favourite number? 11
14) What is one of your most vivid memories? Snow falling off our roof when I was five and nearly killing me.
15) What is one thing about you that most people don't know about you and should? I am more intelligent then I seem.
16) What is one thing about you that most people don't know and shouldn't? I failed in my exams four years in a row and I often forget to brush my teeth.
17) What is one thing that you are sure people would be flabbergastingly surprised to find out about you? I have a sister named Hailey.


Second boy:
Archibald Farley Habakuk Bartholemew Hill.

1) What is something you loved to do when you were little? Play around and grow up.
2) Who is your best friend? Daniel.
3) How old are you? 11 years old.
4) If you had to change your first name, what would it be? George.
5)  What was the weirdest or funniest prank you have ever pulled on someone?  I just did a really funny one with Daniel. We'll do a post about that one later.
6) What is one strange thing that you are afraid of? Nothing.
7) What is the wildest dream you've ever dreamed? I dreamed the ocean was full of pineapples and I went swimming in it and died because I was allergic to pineapples. (Later I found out that I am allergic to pineapples. Wonder how my brain knew that?)
8) What is your favourite food? Anything that there is a lot of.
10) What is your favourite place in the whole wide world? Spain and Canada. I also really liked Itlay.
11) What is your most obvious talent (in your lowly opinion)? Drawing, probably.
12) What is your favourite number? 11. (Just to annoy Daniel)
13) What is your least-favourite number? 1
14) What is one of your most vivid memories? Hearing of Daniel for the first time.
15) What is one thing about you that most people don't know about you and should? I always remember to brush my teeth. (Daniel, in particular, should really know this.)
16) What is one thing about you that most people don't know and shouldn't? I get mad.
17) What is one thing that you are sure people would be flabbergastingly surprised to find out about you? My name is actually Habakuk Farley Nathan Bartholemew Hill. My sister Tifanie changed it because she says all red-haired boys have to be named Archibald.

Well, we hope this as interesting and as you know us better. If not, future posts should help.

Signed, yours royally and most dutifully,