The Lobster Award

Hello, all!
We were playing outside the other day, and I'm sure you could guess, but we were tagged! A brother of ours, who blogs over at the kitchen table, gave us all these questions to answer. They're all food based, of course.

Rules:
1: If you tag someone, don't tag them too often. That isn't fair.
2: Don't push too hard.
3: Tell everyone who's the one who tagged you, so they can avoid him/her.

Okay then, our brother Jonah tagged us. If you want to know more about him, follow this blog.

Now for all the questions!

1: Have you ever pulled on the tablecloth and knocked all the food on the floor? Daniel: No. Archie: No.
2: Have you ever stuck peas up your nose? Daniel: Peas no. (Joke intended.) Archie: Haha! Me neither. We should try it. Daniel: Definitely not, silly billy! Archie: My name's Archie. Daniel: Silly Archie!)
3: Have you any food allergies? Daniel: No. Poor me. Archie: Rich me. I have one. Daniel: What is it? Archie: I don't have to say what. You'll tease me about it, so I won't. Daniel: You have to say. He asked. Archie: No, he didn't. He asked me if I have any food allergies, and I said yes. That's all I had to say! Daniel: I'm gonna tell Jonah to change that question!
4: If so, what? Daniel: Hahaha! He outsmarted you! Archie: Grr...fine. I'm allergic to pineapples. Daniel: Want a pineapple? Archie: Yes, to throw at you!

4: Did you noticed that I was supposed to say 5 and not 4? Daniel: Huh? Archie: I didn't. Smart, Jonah. Daniel: Oh, I get it now. Haha. Archie: He gets it...five minutes later. Daniel: It hasn't been five minutes. Archie: More? Daniel: Less!
6: Have you noticed that I have asked 5 questions so far? Daniel: Noooo... Archie: No...
7: What's the last food you ate? Daniel: Macaroni and cheese. Archie: Same.
8: What is one of your favourite foods? Daniel: Hamburgers. Archie: Anything that Daniel hasn't cooked sounds good to me. Daniel: Hey, you liked the macaroni I cooked when Mom and Dad were gone yesterday! Archie: I didn' taste it. I ate leftovers.
9: What is your least favourite food? Daniel: Anything that's slimy or looks half cooked or anything gross like that. Archie: I eat just about anything. Daniel: Even shirts! Archie: Liar.
10: If you could eat anything, what would you eat? Daniel: Archie. Archie: Daniel.
(Bonus!) 11: Have you answered each question truthfully? Daniel and Archie: WHOOPS... Daniel: We were close enough to the truth. Archie: Oh yeah.

Here are the ten questions we came up with:
1: Have you ever seen someone choke to death? 2: If you had to eat an instrument, which would you eat?
3: If you had to eat either your hand or foot, which would you eat?
4: If you couldn only eat one kind of ice cream for a whole month, which flavor would you take?
5: If you had to either not eat for three days, or not drink, or not sleep, which would you do?
6: If you had the chance to ask one of these questions, what would you ask?
7: If cucumbers made you tall, would you eat a lot of them?
8: If you were a lion and had the choice between eating either Daniel or Archie, which would you eat?
9: If a lobster ended up not being cooked enough and pinched you, which part of you would it be most likely to pinch?
10: Would you rather be a cook in either a restaurant or an ice cream shop?


We both reach out our hands...and touch everybody in the world. Taggggg!! You're all it!


Well, that's today's post!


Signed, yours royally and dutifully,

 




3 comments:

  1. Aedem Hopkins12/1/19

    Fun! I want to answer these questions!

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    1. King George VII12/1/19

      You can guest post next week.

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  2. Peter Mitchells17/1/19

    I totally forgot to post my comment!
    I loved this post. Tag is so fun, it takes my breath away. I'll answer these questions on TBOFM.

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