12DC #5 | A Scientifically Correct Way to Prove it

Nine days until Christmas!
One of the things of Archie's wish list was a scientifically correct way to prove that the Maple Leafs is the best team in the world. Well, he doesn't have to wait until Christmas for his wish to come true. . .because that is what we're doing today. Scientifically proving that he is indeed right.
We are going to do a thought experiment (Galileo did these so it is perfectly correct).
The Calgary Flames is worst the fire (Yes, that would be completely true)
The Montréal Canadians is worst then migraines (I've never had a migraine, but I'm pretty sure they are terrible--and I think it would acutely describe that pain the Habs cause me)
A book on how the Vancouver Canucks are worst then ducks (I've seen ducks slipping on ice. They look exactly like Canucks trying to score a goal.
A book on how the Ottawa Senators are more boring then politics (Politics are extremely boring and so are the Senators--so this is correct as well)
A book on how the Winnipeg jets are gonna be upset when they loose (They always loose, so this is describing them perfectly)
A book on how the Edmonton Oilers are worst trouble then a petroleum geologist stuck in oil (Definitely!! So true)
Well, there you go! We have scientifically proven that the Maple Leafs are indeed the best team ever! Go Maple Leafs! Go Maple Leafs!
(Special thanks to Archie, who helped me even if it's his Christmas gift)
Yours sincerely, and we hope you are cheering for the right team--