Things That Are Very Annoying When You're In a Bad Mood

Greetings, pheasants and peephole!

Each and every one of us has already had a bad day. We were having one too, the other day, and decided that instead of complaining and being even more grumpy, we would use it for a little research. That's what we did, and this is the best of what we came up with.

1: People! And that's number one. All of a sudden, everybody around you is so annoying it's odd.

2: The weather. Every other day, you don't take it personally that it's raining outside. --Except on that bad, bad day.

3: Chairs. I don't know why, but every time I'm having a bad day, I stub my toe on a chair. Or maybe I know why--they're only allowed to stub me after I complain too much.

4: Electronics. Yes, these work on every day EXCEPT when you're in a bad mood. As soon as you say "Stupid thing!" they go, "Well, I was wanting a restday, actually. . ."

5: Pets. Moo-Moo is a well-behaved cat--except when I'm not being very well-behaved and grouching. Then she scratches, meows in my ear, and ruins my drawing by pawing at it. . .

Well, what really happens (we've come to find this out) is simply the way you look at life.

Yours sincerely and now, much happier,