Salutations!
Daniel: One of my most favourite is when we wrote Hoofs on the Roofs. It was so inspiring, the whole story behind the story.
Archie: I was the one who wrote the most of that book. So if you were inspired, why didn't you lend a king a hand?
Daniel: I did. I came up with most of the ideas.
Archie: Well, I was the one who decided to actually write it.
Daniel: No, I did!
Archie: I did.
Daniel: The book says I did.
Archie: Let's look it up after.
Archie: I think any of our annual candy cane duels are my favourites. It's so kingtertaining and droll.
Daniel: I prefer wrapping paper wars. (It's like a snowball fights but with balls of scrunched up wrapping paper instead.)
Archie: That's only because your candy canes always snap in two.
Daniel: Incorrect, my fellow ruler.
Archie: I believe that it's you who's incorrect.
Daniel: Let's remain kingly. Do you have any other favourite memories? A funny one, perhaps?
Archie: Oh, yes. I remember when we put the Duck of Cornmeal in a box and gift wrapped it and then we called the other kids in and told them to try to guess what was inside. Then the Duck burst out of it and they were so surprised. You would have thought we had told them we were abdicating to them. (Although, obviously we would not.)
Daniel: I remember that! I laughed until my crown fell off.--Or almost fell off. Remember when we made gingerbread them and then tied pieces of white tread on them and then pulled them off the cookie rack? And the kids thought they were running away for real? That was kingtertaining too.
Archie: It was Hillarious.
Daniel: And remember when we made a snowman and gave him Adrien's new hat by accident? Because we thought it was one that belonged to no one since it was new? And he did not appreciate it. But that snowman sure looked Kingmasy, with that bright red hat.
Archie: I was a green hat.
Daniel: No, it was red, I remember.
Archie: I insist that it was green.
Daniel: But I know down to the bottom of my robe that it was red.
Archie: I disagree.
Well, anyways, whether it was red or green doesn't really matter as they are both Kingmasy colours. We'll keep discussing it and hopefully come to a conclusion. If not, we will bring the matter up in court within the next few days.
Have a tasty candy cane and a kingly day!



The poor cat :P It looks like it got electrocuted.
ReplyDeleteIt does, actually. Poor Goo-Goo got scared almost out of his whiskers.
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